Recent law grad, working in a not-quite-legal-but-related job. I sold my soul for dental coverage. I'm still mean, hateful, and dead in the eyes. Nobody's perfect. I amuse my friends, horrify my family, and scare little children. To make up for those last two things, I cook treats.
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*LOLA BORROWED A LOT OF THIS DISCLAIMER FROM AMIE KUS CURIE. IT'S NOT PLAGARISM, IT'S USING TEMPLATES. LIKE A REAL-LIFE LAWYER.