This is Bat Country

Rumors of my death, it seems, have been greatly exaggerated. To the surprise of all and the dismay of some, I made it back from Vegas.

5 days, 4 nights, 3 people, 2 "Bones," 1 hotel room, 0 fires.

And I only lost 60 bucks.

Vegas is great. There's food, shopping, you can smoke almost everywhere and you can walk down the street with a giant margarita at any time of day. If I were to design a city, those features would be very important.

I rode the ride that spins you over the strip, I shopped, and I had gelato at the Venetian.

Now, we all know that what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. So, if you want to know more, you'll have to ask.

But, at one point, one of us looked like this.